USB Pet Rock

For my birthday my parents got me a USB rock. My dad made it himself. It’s the greatest thing! I took it to work, connected it to the USB port on the side of my monitor, and let me tell you – it’s causing quite a stir. People stop by my cube and are asking questions about it. Here are some of my stories explaining what the rock does:

  • It’s charging.
  • It glows in the dark at night. You need to come after hours to see it. I tested it at home.
  • It grows hair.
  • It’s a new air purifier with natural ions. Just smell the air!
  • It releases moisture. It’s a natural humidifier. It creates condensation on the outside via gyroscope in the middle. Then the water evaporates.
  • It cools down the air. It’s a small AC unit. I bought it online. The website said it counterbalances the heat released by the PCs. I paid 50 bucks for it.
  • It’s part of a USB rock-paper-scissor kit.
  • It hums. Seriously, try it. Just put your ear to it.
  • It makes ocean wave sounds. Try it.
  • It’s for my back pain. Doris got it for me as part of the ergonomnics set. It releases magnetic waves. It really helps!
  • It relieves joint pain. Try holding it. The doctor said I should hold it for at least 30 seconds after heavy typing.
  • It’s an electronic paper weight. It attracts paper on molecular level.
  • It emits magnetic waves that help you relax. It really helps.
  • Well, it’s charging now. Once it’s fully charged, it rolls. Oh! Did you see it! Man, you just missed it! It’s really fast!
Might USB Pet Rock

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